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Fun Christmas Jokes You Can Tell Kids (Pt. 2)

One of the most popular posts on this site is 25 Christmas Jokes You Can Tell Kids. Christmas is such a great time for children's ministries. You can teach kids who Jesus is, why He came and what it means to follow Him. It's crucial to focus on sharing the true meaning of Christmas. That being said, it's also a great time to connect with the kids through Christmas jokes. Kids love jokes. You can use these with one kid before service, in a large group or small group.

One cool thing you can do is set up a portable puppet stage in a common place in the hallway or foyer. You can then have a puppet interact with the kids and families when they are in the hallway or foyer before or after the service. You can purchase cloth that enables the puppeteer to see the kids without them seeing him or her.

Just make sure you have properly trained the person who will be the puppeteer. I found this out the hard way when one of our puppets cussed out a kid. Yes, you read that correctly. You can read more about the puppet who cussed out a kid at this link. And often at Christmas, churches will have guests. It's also when all the CEO's show up (Christmas-Easter-Only). These kids and families are also a group you want to engage with while they are at your service. If the kids have a great experience, they will bug mom and dad to bring them more often.

Have fun using some of these jokes this Christmas season to connect with kids. All it takes is one funny joke to bring down the wall a child may have put up. Once that wall is down and they've decided to engage with you, you can share God's Word with them heart to heart. Start with a joke that gets kids to laugh and helps them connect with you. Which means you will have a great opportunity to share the true meaning of Christmas.


What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

He got 25 days!

Why was the turkey in the music band? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh?" Santa walking backwards!

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!

What do you call a mean reindeer? Rude-olf

What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!

Where do Santa and his reindeer go to get hot chocolate and coffee while flying in the sky? Star-bucks

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers

What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies

What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas? Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake! !

Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills!

What comes at the end of Christmas? The letter “S."

Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon?

It needed a little trim.

How do reindeer know when it's Christmas? They look at a calen-deer.

Your turn. Share some more Christmas jokes and riddles in the comment section below.


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