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Kids' Funny Bible Quotes

Kids can say some hilarious things about Bible stories they have heard, but haven't fully comprehended yet.

Here are some of the best. Enjoy.

Shadrach, Meshach and a billy goat were thrown into a fire.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Noah built an ark, which the animals came on to in pears.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.